Friday, April 1, 2016

United States Presidents Are Fun

By Mark Carter


Every person living within America has some idea about the people who run their country. All of the United States Presidents have brought some type of entertainment into the average person's life. There have been a total of forty four of these men and they have all done a great job running the nation. Some of them have been more interesting than others and everyone knows all of their scandalous situations.

Any playboy around can tell his children all about the very famous William Clinton who was a unique ladies man throughout his stay within this office. The women would always throw themselves at Bill after he attended a conference or any other type of meeting with large groups. This male was like a rock star who did not care about a woman's looks or dress size. He found true misery when he took on a young gal named Monica Lewinsky.

This was a woman who kept a stained dress after her and Bill Clinton had a marvelous sexual affair. She then told her best friend all about their affair and this woman told everyone else around. After everything was over Monica went away and was never heard from for a very long time. She had become embarrassed over the entire relationship since everyone thought of her as a crazy slut.

On the other hand Hillary Clinton is a strong powerful woman who really goes after anyone who will try to hurt her dear family. She has raised one daughter and is now a proud grandmother who still helps Bill to win people over. Everyone living in America is fully aware of Hillary's agenda to take over the world. Her plan almost happened some time ago when she made a run for the White House. Luckily people were smart enough to vote for the other guy.

There was once a great man named Ronald Reagan who made his home within the White House. He was full of hatred for homosexual males and did not care to help them at all. When AIDS was first introduced to the world Mr. Reagan ignored the entire issue since he was a straight white male.

Mr. Reagan was very conservative and believed that no other human beings mattered except the ones that were totally heterosexual. He was also married to a former actress named Nancy Davis and she was always giving him great advice about the economy and other things.

Nancy was rumored to have had relations with Frank Sinatra while her husband was serving in office. The couple were parents to a son who was a ballet dancer and he was also rumored to be a closeted gay. Unfortunately no one could ever prove these rumors throughout the years.

In today's society everyone is aware of a male named Barack since he is the latest and greatest leader to take the job. Unfortunately he has not done any great major changes for the economy and people have been losing their homes and jobs during the last few years.




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